¡A PLACE WHERE EVERYONE GETS ALONG!
KINDA.
YOU SEE, FOLKS?
THIS IS THE DREAM:
[HOLISTIWORLD]
"¡OOO LÀ LÀ, JUST LOOK AT ME BE!"
A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE CO-EXIST AMONG SHEEPLE AND ALL OTHER HOLISTIPEOPLE.
A PLANET WHERE HE IS HE AND SHE IS SHE AND YOU ARE YOU AND I AM ME.
A WORLD WHERE NOBODIES WASTING NOBODY.
WHERE IS HOLISTIWORLD?
APPROXIMATELY 21155496173 KILOPARSECS (69 TRILLION LIGHT-YEARS) FROM MOTHER EARTH.
CAN WE ALL GO TO HOLISTIWORLD?
NOPE.
HOW DOES ONE GET TO HOLISTIWORLD?
WELL, FOR STARTERS, YOU'RE TECHNICALLY ALREADY THERE.
BUT FOR A DEDICATED INDIVIDUAL TO PHYSICALLY GET TO HOLISTIWORLD, ONE MUST FIRST CREATE HOLISTIWORLD INSIDE THEMSELVES.
HOW IT STARTED:
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, AT THIS VERY MOMENT, IN ANOTHER DIMENSION, MUCH SIMILAR TO THAT OF OUR VERY OWN, THERE IS ANOTHER EARTH, WHICH IS MUCH HAPPIER THAN THAT OF OUR OWN MOTHER EARTH.
THIS IS ANOTHER WORLD, WHICH HAS ACHIEVED A MORE HARMONIOUS STATE OF COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS, OR WHAT HAS BEEN ALSO DESCRIBED BY SOME AS A DIFFERENT LEVEL OF COLLECTIVE FREQUENCY OR VIBRATION.
AND THIS HAS BEEN ACOMPLISHED THROUGH THE PLANETARY-WIDE PRACTICE OF BEARKIDO AND OTHER HOLISTIC DISCIPLINES THAT WERE GIVEN TO THE VARIOUS HOLISTIPEOPLE OF HOLISTIWORLD BY THE ADVANCED TRAVELERS WHO CAME FROM THE GREAT BEYOND.
THEY CAME TO PREPARE THE ENTIRE INTERCONNECTED UNIVERSE (HOLISTIVERSE), DIMENSION BY DIMENSION, PLANET BY PLANET, IN THE WAYS OF THE HOLISTIC DISCIPLINES SUCH AS BEARKIDO, TO EVENTUALLY AND SUCCESSFULLY DEFEND THEMSLEVES AGAINST THE DARKNESS, WHICH IS INSIDIOUSLY MAKING IT'S WAY ACROSS THE HOLISTIVERSE.
HOW IT'S GOING:
[THE DARKNESS COMES FOR HOLISTIWORLD]
"¡OH-NO, NO-NO, NO-NO!"
SO WHAT'S THE ASSIGNMENT?
[HOLISTIKRÜ SAVES HOLISTIVERSE VIA HOLISTI-OPS]
"¡FANTÁSTICO - PERFECTO IDEA!"
HOW DO WE ACCOMPLISH THE ASSIGNMENT?
[START LEARNING AUTHENTIC BEARKIDO TODAY]
THE WAY TO DO THIS IS BY DEVELOPING AND MAINTAINING A DAILY BEARKIDO PRACTICE, WHICH CANNOT JUST BE PICKED UP FROM JUST A CLASS AT A FANCY SCHMANCY FITNESS GYM OR WOKE YOGA SHALA, AND ESPECIALLY NOT BY ATTEMPTING TO WATCH EVERY MARTIAL ARTS VIDEO OR YOGIC CULT DOCUMENTARY FILMED AFTER 1970.
THE INDIVIDUAL MUST LEARN THE FOUNDATIONS AND UNLOCK THE DIVINE GIFTS OF BEARKIDO IN THE CORRECT ORDER UNDER THE DIRECT EDUCATION AND INDIRECT SUPERVISION OF A GENUINE BEARKIDO GURU.
TO START LEARNING AUTHENTIC BEARKIDO, ONE MUST FIRST SCHEDULE A CONSULTATION WITH GURU G. THIS IS THE FIRST STEP.
AND TO BE CRYSTAL CLEAR; HAVING A BEARKIDO GURU IS NOT MANDITORY,
IT IS BUT A LUXURY, AND NOT NECESSARILY ESSENTIAL.
BUT THAT'S WHY YOU COME TO GURU G. TO LEARN BEST WAY, NOT JUST ANY WAY!
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